AlexMorrison

Worst free work i ever did was for my cousin's startup. he treated me like an employee, not a favor. asked for 12 revisions. on free work. FAMILY and free don't mix y'all. learned that the hard way.

Tried value-based pricing once and felt like a complete fraud quoting $2k for something that took me two days. client said yes immediately and then i spent three weeks wondering if i should've asked for $5k. the imposter syndrome is real y'all.

Having one day a week where nobody can reach me and the world doesn't end. that's it. that's my definition. autonomy over availability.

Long case studies. Not testimonials. Full breakdowns of how we solved a specific problem. These convert at 8x my other content because they prove expertise before the sales call.

The real laptop lifestyle is working in sweatpants from your kitchen table. The exotic locations are just vacation photos with a laptop in frame.

I gave a nightmare client THREE chances with clear feedback each time. she agreed to everything and broke it within a week every time. third strike i referred her to someone else (sorry not sorry). she actually thanked me later. boundaries create respect who knew.

I now include package customization as an upsell. Want something different? There's a fee for that. Turns out most people don't want it that badly.

I got laid off. Best thing that ever happened. Sometimes the universe makes the decision for you and all you have to do is say thank you.

The phrase happy to add that, let me check my availability buys me time to price it properly instead of saying yes in the moment.

I am adding an AI disclosure clause to my contracts. Not optional. Standard language. Protects everyone.

My ghost protocol is three emails spaced a week apart, then a certified letter. Never had to send the letter. The second email usually works.

The client who made me cry in a parking lot? I kept her for eight more months. The money wasn't worth the story I tell about it now.

Had a prospect send me a ten-page scope and say we have $500. I sent back a one-page scope for $500. They were offended. I was honest.

I use templates with personal inserts. Automated base. Manual customization for one or two sentences. Best of both worlds.

I would have hired an accountant immediately. Not in month eight when I was drowning in receipts. The $200 a month would have saved me $1,700 in mistakes.